At a recent gathering with ol' friends, they shared with me some of the things their husbands have said, and I guess, I should share them with you:
On getting back into shape after childbirth:
This came from a father of 5.
His wife was commenting about how difficult it was to get back into shape, and he said: Blow a balloon up and then deflate it. Do that for 5 times, and see if you can get the balloon to be just like new. You are just trying to do something impossible!!
(So much for trying to encourage the wife to get back into shape!)
On the g-string:
You call that an underwear? It looks more like an anal floss to me!!
(So much for the wife trying to look sexy for the husband!!)
Well, like it has been said: Men are just like kids, they say the darnest things too!!