Saturday, February 26, 2011

Who did it?

A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?

Look at the Queen's face!

The expressions are priceless!

Can you guess who farted?


Anonymous said...

lol..typical of ol grannies.. HAHAHAHAHAH

JoMel said...

hahaha! so cute. I'm guessing it's the grandpa!! Look at his face! :D

BP said...

haha, i guess it's her too!

Stardust said...

Oh dear, you got me laughing so hard that I almost let one out!

stay-at-home mum said...

It was a 'him' that did it!!

bp said...

so Jo is right? the smirk is the giveaway? can't be Prince Charles?!

pray tell who lah, don't keep me in suspense!

stay-at-home mum said...

haha!! Yes bp - its grandpa Phillip that did it!