Saturday, February 26, 2011

Who did it?

A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.


A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud


A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.


A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......


A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?


Look at the Queen's face!

The expressions are priceless!

Can you guess who farted?

7 comments:

mott said...

lol..typical of ol grannies.. HAHAHAHAHAH

JoMel said...

hahaha! so cute. I'm guessing it's the grandpa!! Look at his face! :D

BP said...

haha, i guess it's her too!

Stardust said...

Oh dear, you got me laughing so hard that I almost let one out!

stay-at-home mum said...

It was a 'him' that did it!!

bp said...

so Jo is right? the smirk is the giveaway? can't be Prince Charles?!

pray tell who lah, don't keep me in suspense!

stay-at-home mum said...

haha!! Yes bp - its grandpa Phillip that did it!