She was looking at the suggestions on what she could do during lent and she went: and whose feet am I suppose to wash on Maundy Thursday?
I replied: you can start with mine and Pa's.
She then asked: so am I also supposed to carry a cross on good Friday?
Me: yes, that would be a good idea.
Exasperated with my answers, she then asked: so tell me, who should I baptize during the Easter vigil??